Sand Castle Building T-Shirts

Husband building a wall around his wife on the beach.

"Nation-building never works."

'Why couldn't you just give him a bucket and shovel?'

I rather like bucket and spade holidays.

"well done rescuing my son. Now, your final task is to quietly transfer the baby to the cradle upstairs, without waking him."

'How about a game of cards?'

The witch of the west again showed no water usage for the month.

"I hate it when the damned things decide they need to get out and burn off some calories."

Sunbathers.

'Hang on a second, I think I have a sand castle in my shoe.'

"You can build it with me, but you can't wreck it with me."

'If that's a proposal, I accept!'

"William Blake said you can see the whole world in a grain of sand, but he doesn't always make a lot of sense."

Building giant sand pies.

"Is this the same gold bar I gave you last year?"

"Just ignore it. It's a mirage."

Stonehenge Sandcastle

A Snowman falls down drunk outside a bar.

"City kids."

'Sophie has discovered Gehry.'

"What did you just say? Did you just say 'Christmas'?!!"

'Oh, come on - If you're gonna mess up my castle, take the whole thing.'

'Frank Lloyd Wright's childhood.'

"Ooo... she sounds nice... 'I enjoy burying myself in the sand and sideways walks on the beach.'"

'Alex - I didn't know you freckled.'

'Sure, sure - I'm having a great vacation.'

"Today we're going to talk about lowering the drawbridge."

'Oh yeah? Well, to hell with tradition. We're building a snow woman!'

"I'm getting it registered as an historical landmark."

"I've just bought five acres of prime oceanfront. Want to help me build on it?"

Son burying his dad in sand

Sand Snowmen

'He was leaning out to watch Lady Godiva, and his crown fell into the moat.'

"How could you forget where you buried dad. You do know he has the car keys in his pocket?"

How Relaxing It Is To Go To The Beach. . . How Close You Live To The Beach.