Sand Castle Building Gifts

Husband building a wall around his wife on the beach.

"Nation-building never works."

'Why couldn't you just give him a bucket and shovel?'

I rather like bucket and spade holidays.

"well done rescuing my son. Now, your final task is to quietly transfer the baby to the cradle upstairs, without waking him."

Sunbathers.

"I hate it when the damned things decide they need to get out and burn off some calories."

Young Picasso at the Beach

'How about a game of cards?'

The witch of the west again showed no water usage for the month.

'Hang on a second, I think I have a sand castle in my shoe.'

"You can build it with me, but you can't wreck it with me."

"William Blake said you can see the whole world in a grain of sand, but he doesn't always make a lot of sense."

'If that's a proposal, I accept!'

A Snowman falls down drunk outside a bar.

Stonehenge Sandcastle

"Is this the same gold bar I gave you last year?"

"Just ignore it. It's a mirage."

Building giant sand pies.

"City kids."

'Sophie has discovered Gehry.'

'Frank Lloyd Wright's childhood.'

'Alex - I didn't know you freckled.'

'Sure, sure - I'm having a great vacation.'

'Oh, come on - If you're gonna mess up my castle, take the whole thing.'

"What did you just say? Did you just say 'Christmas'?!!"

"Ooo... she sounds nice... 'I enjoy burying myself in the sand and sideways walks on the beach.'"

Son burying his dad in sand

"Today we're going to talk about lowering the drawbridge."

Sand Snowmen

"How could you forget where you buried dad. You do know he has the car keys in his pocket?"

'Oh yeah? Well, to hell with tradition. We're building a snow woman!'

How Relaxing It Is To Go To The Beach. . . How Close You Live To The Beach.

"I've just bought five acres of prime oceanfront. Want to help me build on it?"

'He was leaning out to watch Lady Godiva, and his crown fell into the moat.'