Building Sandcastles Gifts

'Well, stop watching him if it makes you stress over flood insurance.'

'Hang on a second, I think I have a sand castle in my shoe.'

Kids on the beach Rebuilding 'It's okay, we can rebuild.'

"I've just bought five acres of prime oceanfront. Want to help me build on it?"

"I forgot my phone. Now how am I supposed to share this significant childhood moment with my network?"

We've been busy today, Ernie! And all because we followed Ted's suggestions! First he told us to go fly a kite. That was fun! Next, he told us to take a hike. It was beautiful. Then he said we should go pound sand and now he wants us to jump in a lake! Best day ever!

No, cruel nature, WHY?

'Why don't you just send it a post card?'

Sandpit Egg Timer.

'The sun is up. What do you feel like doing today?'

'Someone just moved into my sandcastle.'

"Maybe the kids could help you?"

"Just ignore it. It's a mirage."

Young Picasso at the Beach

"Son, for the next maybe 15 minutes, all this is yours."

"Nation-building never works."

Holiday time.

'Why couldn't you just give him a bucket and shovel?'

"Mom! Don't think of me as covered with sand. Think of me as sugar coated."

I rather like bucket and spade holidays.

"The tide is coming in, sweetheart!"

Hiding the electronics.

Bathing-men attend to women on the french coast

Sunbathers.

"If you hold a shell to your ear you can hear the ocean..."

Summertime

'we must be near the water because I see a sea gull.'

Happy holidays for kids.

'If that's a proposal, I accept!'

"William Blake said you can see the whole world in a grain of sand, but he doesn't always make a lot of sense."

"In the current market, it's just more practical."

"You can build it with me, but you can't wreck it with me."

"Make a sandcastle with you? Of course darling. What about Thursday 3.15pm?"

"I don't care if you saw this in a western..."

'He's going to be an estate agent, just like his Dad.'