Sand Castle Enthusiast Gifts

'You have planning permission I presume.'

"Nation-building never works."

'Sire, your new fortress was fine for your nephew's fifth, but I fear it is set for a sterner test.'

'Why couldn't you just give him a bucket and shovel?'

"What sorcery be this? Thine castle is bouncy!"

'We're gonna need a bigger moat...!'

I rather like bucket and spade holidays.

'Don't look at me like that! You're the one who wanted to live in a bouncy castle!'

"He's his own worst enemy."

"Early model of baggage claim"

Young Picasso at the Beach

'Hang on a second, I think I have a sand castle in my shoe.'

'If that's a proposal, I accept!'

"You can build it with me, but you can't wreck it with me."

'This seems like a good time to get rid of some of the king's junk.'

Castle, Cafe + Gift Shop.

Stonehenge Sandcastle

Childrens Books. This pop-up book would make a great 3-D movie!

Who's gone medieval on our ass?

"Just ignore it. It's a mirage."

'Sure, real estate prices are sky-high, but kings don't sell their castles, and that's that.'

"City kids."

Bubble; 'This castle manager job better be for real.'

'Sophie has discovered Gehry.'

"What did you just say? Did you just say 'Christmas'?!!"

"This is a little awkward, but you've been our guest for a while now, and we all have work in the morning..."

Bouncy Castle. Hey, you kids, get out of my house!

'Damn, I knew that disabled access would be our undoing.'

'Frank Lloyd Wright's childhood.'

Oh, the armor is state of the art

'Oh, come on - If you're gonna mess up my castle, take the whole thing.'

'I don't care if you do need practice hitting out of the sand. The cat needs her litter box!'

"Ooo... she sounds nice... 'I enjoy burying myself in the sand and sideways walks on the beach.'"

"We've decided to convert the dungeon into studio apartments, so kill all the prisoners."

'Rapunzel, Rapunzel! Let down your hair extensions.'