Castle Enthusiasts Gifts

'It's some kind of silly note from the barbarians, sire. It says, 'We will, we will, rock you...'

'It's my re-moat.'

"We've decided to convert the dungeon into studio apartments, so kill all the prisoners."

'For added curb appeal, I think you should fill the moat.'

'I thought YOU knew the password.'

Wheelchair Access/Rapunzel

"And to think he started in accounting."

A knight sits as the receptionist in front of a castle.

"Today we're going to talk about lowering the drawbridge."

"Alert! A prisoner is escaping!"

Did you have to build so close to the property line?

It's good for his self-esteem. Beware of dog.

"Nowadays, they have to share the expense of owning a castle."

"We found the spare key under the welcome mat."

'It's a moat.'

No Smoking in the Castle

"That's the wrong one! You've just thrown our chips away."

...And IIII meeeaaan big. Put up a good fight, too - but we got him... So, what do you wanna do with these?

"I remodelled, but I left it so that when danger threatens I can still take refuge in the redoubt."

'What I like about working for Castle.com is the long term stability.'

'Sure, real estate prices are sky-high, but kings don't sell their castles, and that's that.'

"Before I can write your insurance policy, this place has to be made more accessible. I almost fell in your moat!"

Castle, Cafe + Gift Shop.

'Sire, your new fortress was fine for your nephew's fifth, but I fear it is set for a sterner test.'

'A portcullis is SO yesterday!'

"What sorcery be this? Thine castle is bouncy!"

'We're gonna need a bigger moat...!'

"He's his own worst enemy."

"Early model of baggage claim"

'This seems like a good time to get rid of some of the king's junk.'

'I'd think you'd be used to having a moat by now.'

Childrens Books. This pop-up book would make a great 3-D movie!

'I think they're up to something.'

Who's gone medieval on our ass?

"City kids."