Castle Aficionados Gifts

It's good to be the king.

'I'd think you'd be used to having a moat by now.'

'Just you wait till your father comes home!'

"Rapunzel, Rapunzel, let your hair down!"

'Sire, your new fortress was fine for your nephew's fifth, but I fear it is set for a sterner test.'

"What sorcery be this? Thine castle is bouncy!"

'We're gonna need a bigger moat...!'

"He's his own worst enemy."

"Early model of baggage claim"

'This seems like a good time to get rid of some of the king's junk.'

Castle, Cafe + Gift Shop.

'I think they're up to something.'

Who's gone medieval on our ass?

'Sure, real estate prices are sky-high, but kings don't sell their castles, and that's that.'

Bubble; 'This castle manager job better be for real.'

"Before I fight this dragon and rescue you, can I ask a few questions? Like, do you want kids? What's your passion? Where is 'home' to you? Do you have a financial philosophy?"

Oh, the armor is state of the art

"This is a little awkward, but you've been our guest for a while now, and we all have work in the morning..."

'Damn, I knew that disabled access would be our undoing.'

'The knights are drawing closer'

"We've decided to convert the dungeon into studio apartments, so kill all the prisoners."

Charles Dickens

Knight sees sign near castle: 'Prince's Parking, All Others Will Be Toad.'

"Today we're going to talk about lowering the drawbridge."

Knight walking a dog.

'Is "I'll huff and I'll puff till I blow your castle down" the best intimidation we can come up with!!'

"You fools! That's not the boiling oil, that's my beef casserole!"

"Never gonna give thou up -- Never gonna let thou down -- Never gonna run around and desert thouuuuuu."

'Rapunzel, Rapunzel! Let down your hair extensions.'

Fairytale prince and princess

"Oh no! - Here comes the National Trust again!!"

"You're unlikely to find anyplace on the market that is truly impregnable."

"Enemies, yes, but doesn't your moat also keep out love?"

"The peasants have lost all respect for the moat."

"Hang on a tick, lads, what have we here?"