Castles Fanatics Gifts

'We'd like you to put a cat-flap in!'

'Sire, your new fortress was fine for your nephew's fifth, but I fear it is set for a sterner test.'

'A portcullis is SO yesterday!'

"Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down, broke his crown and Jill said 'I told you so'."

"What sorcery be this? Thine castle is bouncy!"

'We're gonna need a bigger moat...!'

"He's his own worst enemy."

"Siri, who’s the fairest of them all?"

"Early model of baggage claim"

"When I ask questions, I expect answers!"

"I hate it when the damned things decide they need to get out and burn off some calories."

"Cat World Domination Day June 24th"

'HA Ha! One good idea doesn't make a genius!'

"This never happened."

'Put some feeling into it. I can't tell the difference between the lion and the mouse.'

'This seems like a good time to get rid of some of the king's junk.'

"Messenger, dost thou bring me good news or dost thou bring me bad news?"

The Optician At Home: "....And it didn't fit the other sister, either. Then Cinderella tried on the glasses, and she could see perfectly."

Castle, Cafe + Gift Shop.

"Snow White swears by these 10 products for flawless beauty."

'Hurray for indoor plumbing!'

'I'd think you'd be used to having a moat by now.'

'He was a handsome young prince when I married him.'

"Like that?"

'And the wicked stepmother looked into her smartphone and said, "Selfie, selfie in my face, who's the fairest in this place?"

"What we're looking for is someone who think outside the box?"

Fairy Library - Cinderella Marries the Prince

Who's gone medieval on our ass?

'Sure, real estate prices are sky-high, but kings don't sell their castles, and that's that.'

Cinderella and Charming the Clown

Bubble; 'This castle manager job better be for real.'

"Define fair."

Cinderella waits at bus stop.

"Do you smell something?"

'Mrs Witch, you're being accused of using a poisoned apple to send a young girl into a death-like sleep. I'm placing you under arrest for the possession of illegal drugs.'