Castles Fanatics Gifts

'We'd like you to put a cat-flap in!'

'Sire, your new fortress was fine for your nephew's fifth, but I fear it is set for a sterner test.'

'A portcullis is SO yesterday!'

"Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down, broke his crown and Jill said 'I told you so'."

"What sorcery be this? Thine castle is bouncy!"

'We're gonna need a bigger moat...!'

"He's his own worst enemy."

"When I ask questions, I expect answers!"

"This never happened."

"I hate it when the damned things decide they need to get out and burn off some calories."

"Cat World Domination Day June 24th"

"Early model of baggage claim"

"Siri, who’s the fairest of them all?"

'HA Ha! One good idea doesn't make a genius!'

'Put some feeling into it. I can't tell the difference between the lion and the mouse.'

'He was a handsome young prince when I married him.'

Castle, Cafe + Gift Shop.

'This seems like a good time to get rid of some of the king's junk.'

'Hurray for indoor plumbing!'

The Optician At Home: "....And it didn't fit the other sister, either. Then Cinderella tried on the glasses, and she could see perfectly."

'I'd think you'd be used to having a moat by now.'

"Snow White swears by these 10 products for flawless beauty."

"Messenger, dost thou bring me good news or dost thou bring me bad news?"

"Like that?"

Fairy Library - Cinderella Marries the Prince

'We're out of water, Jack. Time to go back up the hill to fetch a pail.'

Who's gone medieval on our ass?

'And the wicked stepmother looked into her smartphone and said, "Selfie, selfie in my face, who's the fairest in this place?"

"What we're looking for is someone who think outside the box?"

Cinderella and Charming the Clown

'Sure, real estate prices are sky-high, but kings don't sell their castles, and that's that.'

Bubble; 'This castle manager job better be for real.'

Cinderella waits at bus stop.

"Define fair."

"Do you smell something?"