Castle Fanatics Gifts

'Help pay motoring fine - anyone want to buy a Scottish castle?'

I like the Jets...I guess

'Sire, your new fortress was fine for your nephew's fifth, but I fear it is set for a sterner test.'

'We're gonna need a bigger moat...!'

"He's his own worst enemy."

"Early model of baggage claim"

'I'd think you'd be used to having a moat by now.'

Castle, Cafe + Gift Shop.

'This seems like a good time to get rid of some of the king's junk.'

'Sure, real estate prices are sky-high, but kings don't sell their castles, and that's that.'

Who's gone medieval on our ass?

So far the coaching exchange program was hitting a few snags.

Bubble; 'This castle manager job better be for real.'

'Damn, I knew that disabled access would be our undoing.'

The best goalie in the world!

'What makes you think we'll lose today?'

"Fancy dyeing your hair white so everyone could see it was you who played a shocker!"

'Double Dannys': Danny Baker and Danny Kelly.

"We've decided to convert the dungeon into studio apartments, so kill all the prisoners."

'Rapunzel, Rapunzel! Let down your hair extensions.'

"Never gonna give thou up -- Never gonna let thou down -- Never gonna run around and desert thouuuuuu."

'Is "I'll huff and I'll puff till I blow your castle down" the best intimidation we can come up with!!'

"Today we're going to talk about lowering the drawbridge."

"Relax, grandpa. The quarterback is taking a knee to run out the clock."

"You fools! That's not the boiling oil, that's my beef casserole!"

David and Goliath.

Fairytale prince and princess

"Hang on a tick, lads, what have we here?"

"Dear Diary... I've stopped smoking, and I'm sticking to my diet."

"It's the battering classes"