Sand Castle Master Gifts

'This is only 1:100 in scale to what I plan.'

"well done rescuing my son. Now, your final task is to quietly transfer the baby to the cradle upstairs, without waking him."

'Will you raise my allowance? I want to play doctor but can't afford the malpractice insurance.'

"River well stocked this year."

The witch of the west again showed no water usage for the month.

"... and what’s even worse – I spilled my beer!"

'How about a game of cards?'

"I hate it when the damned things decide they need to get out and burn off some calories."

Nobody mourned Sir Dad-Joke.

'I think they're up to something.'

Joyce could certainly handle her drink!

"Is this the same gold bar I gave you last year?"

"City kids."

'Sophie has discovered Gehry.'

'Sure, sure - I'm having a great vacation.'

"What did you just say? Did you just say 'Christmas'?!!"

"He lives in a block of flats"

Digging.

"He's sulking because I always beat him at Clue ... "

'He was leaning out to watch Lady Godiva, and his crown fell into the moat.'

Missing you.

"Don't you just love the beach, dear?"

'I did give your brother a job - he's keeping an eye out for forest fires.'

'I had three catches dropped today.' - 'Yes, but the were dropped by spectators in the stand.'

"Hey! Watch where you're stepping!"

'How about a game of cards?'

'I don't suppose an apology would suffice?'

"What's this Artificial newt's tail? Instant toad urine? No wonder your spells suck!"

Rock, paper, scissors

Are you sure, 'send-to-all' is a good idea, Majesty?"

Thanks for the heads up on the gelatinous cube!

Long jumper in mid air realizing there is a kid burying his dad in the sand like at the beach,

'No I didn't cast Detect Evil to work it out! Let's just say I aced my Female Intuition roll...'

A child builds a really long wall along a beach.