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'This is only 1:100 in scale to what I plan.'

"well done rescuing my son. Now, your final task is to quietly transfer the baby to the cradle upstairs, without waking him."

'Will you raise my allowance? I want to play doctor but can't afford the malpractice insurance.'

"River well stocked this year."

The witch of the west again showed no water usage for the month.

'How about a game of cards?'

"I hate it when the damned things decide they need to get out and burn off some calories."

"... and what’s even worse – I spilled my beer!"

Nobody mourned Sir Dad-Joke.

Mozart's very good, but can't beat Rossini for sandbox activities.

'I think they're up to something.'

Joyce could certainly handle her drink!

"Is this the same gold bar I gave you last year?"

"City kids."

'Sophie has discovered Gehry.'

"What did you just say? Did you just say 'Christmas'?!!"

'Sure, sure - I'm having a great vacation.'

"He lives in a block of flats"

"He's sulking because I always beat him at Clue ... "

Digging.

'He was leaning out to watch Lady Godiva, and his crown fell into the moat.'

'And now over to Mike for the video presentation...Mike?...Mike?'

Missing you.

"Don't you just love the beach, dear?"

'I had three catches dropped today.' - 'Yes, but the were dropped by spectators in the stand.'

'I did give your brother a job - he's keeping an eye out for forest fires.'

"Hey! Watch where you're stepping!"

'How about a game of cards?'

Rock, paper, scissors

Are you sure, 'send-to-all' is a good idea, Majesty?"

"What's this Artificial newt's tail? Instant toad urine? No wonder your spells suck!"

Thanks for the heads up on the gelatinous cube!

'I don't suppose an apology would suffice?'

Long jumper in mid air realizing there is a kid burying his dad in the sand like at the beach,

A child builds a really long wall along a beach.