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A child builds a really long wall along a beach.

"Nation-building never works."

Holiday time.

'Why couldn't you just give him a bucket and shovel?'

'Unbelievable: My cowboy expects me to drop everything and come running when he whistles...'

I rather like bucket and spade holidays.

Hiding the electronics.

"Mom! Don't think of me as covered with sand. Think of me as sugar coated."

"The tide is coming in, sweetheart!"

Bathing-men attend to women on the french coast

Sunbathers.

"If you hold a shell to your ear you can hear the ocean..."

Summertime

'Hang on a second, I think I have a sand castle in my shoe.'

'we must be near the water because I see a sea gull.'

Statue turns into conductor when it snows.

Happy holidays for kids.

'If that's a proposal, I accept!'

"William Blake said you can see the whole world in a grain of sand, but he doesn't always make a lot of sense."

"Make a sandcastle with you? Of course darling. What about Thursday 3.15pm?"

'He's going to be an estate agent, just like his Dad.'

"I don't care if you saw this in a western..."

Beach flirting

Squirrel on the beach

'Sophie has discovered Gehry.'

Summer reading for the family.

"What're you talking about? I love the beach."

'Think, Billy - where did you bury Dad?'

"Dad! I can't believe we come to the beach and you set up all the way out here! I can barely see the ocean...we're so far from the wa..."

'Frank Lloyd Wright's childhood.'

'I think dad is beginning to regret falling asleep on the beach!'

'Alex - I didn't know you freckled.'

"I said, 'I'm not on duty! I just came back to get my flip-flops.'"

'Beach snowman.'