Stable Maestro T-Shirts

'Unbelievable: My cowboy expects me to drop everything and come running when he whistles...'

Bassoons.

"I guess someone got up on the wrong side of the podium today."

"Can you give me a haircut that says, 'If you mess with my budget I'll rip out your soul, wring it like a dish towel, and drink it from a teacup'?"

Violin Practise

"Nobody truly appreciates the magic that goes into a good omelet."

"I understand the Everest climb used to be quite a chore."

The day Bob finally understood radiation of species.

"Billy's room gets cleaned for free! The cleaning service uses it to train employees how to clean a hazardous waste dump."

How to identify the alarming mood swings of male menopause.

Computer Music

"Wow! You're a real good guesser, mom...that's exactly what we had at Jonny's party! Spaghetti an' cake an' ice cream!"

Phone solicitors like customers who are afraid to hang up.

"Just one question...how on earth do I get down?!"

'Where are the kids?'

Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart

'You didn't practice last night,did you?'

Johann Sebastian Bark.

Musical Prodigy

"It's garage music."

Yodelling School: Your calls may be recorded for training purposes.

Nest building

'I will now play a selection of digital audio files I downloaded today.'

"Look at you! Dirty all over! I told you not to play with your ink!!"

Someone being taught how to conduct an orchestra.

Martha Stewart at Home.

The Violin Artist

"But this way I know where everything is."

The Top and The Tippy-top (mountain climbing)

Mozart carrying suitcases

We are on the move. . .

A child builds a really long wall along a beach.

"Oh, good! Lucille is sending me some stuff!"

I think the revolution's started - his room's in an awful mess!

"I must be getting good, 'cause my dad told to go play for the neighbors!"