Stable Maestro T-Shirts

'Unbelievable: My cowboy expects me to drop everything and come running when he whistles...'

Bassoons.

"I guess someone got up on the wrong side of the podium today."

"Nobody truly appreciates the magic that goes into a good omelet."

Violin Practise

"I understand the Everest climb used to be quite a chore."

The day Bob finally understood radiation of species.

"Billy's room gets cleaned for free! The cleaning service uses it to train employees how to clean a hazardous waste dump."

How to identify the alarming mood swings of male menopause.

Computer Music

"Wow! You're a real good guesser, mom...that's exactly what we had at Jonny's party! Spaghetti an' cake an' ice cream!"

Phone solicitors like customers who are afraid to hang up.

"Just one question...how on earth do I get down?!"

'Where are the kids?'

Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart

'You didn't practice last night,did you?'

Nest building

Musical Prodigy

Johann Sebastian Bark.

Yodelling School: Your calls may be recorded for training purposes.

"It's garage music."

'I will now play a selection of digital audio files I downloaded today.'

Someone being taught how to conduct an orchestra.

"But this way I know where everything is."

"Look at you! Dirty all over! I told you not to play with your ink!!"

The Violin Artist

The Top and The Tippy-top (mountain climbing)

A child builds a really long wall along a beach.

Mozart carrying suitcases

We are on the move. . .

"Oh, good! Lucille is sending me some stuff!"

I think the revolution's started - his room's in an awful mess!

Orchestra

"I must be getting good, 'cause my dad told to go play for the neighbors!"