Sandbox Maestro T-Shirts

'Noticeboard? I forgot it was there to be honest.'

'You see, Brad, I'm not just a highly polished career woman.'

A Day In The Kitchen

Keeping all the balls in the air - skills

'Sure, I took your shovel. Ethics doesn't kick in for a year or two.'

Woman simutaneously playing the cello and washing man in bath's back

"I see the downsizing continues."

Cat plays an arcade game that involves shooting at gun into a mouse hole.

Creative entrepreneur at work

Charles Addams.

Model Building

"Streaming"

"I'm right here. Focused!"

Computerized Dollhouse.

'I will never cease to be amazed at how deftly she balances the demands of career and family.'

Computer Music

"Hello?"

"Speed reader...?"

Edgar Allan Poe

Business Vacation.

"It seems that your body is adjusting itself to the amount of multitasking you've been doing."

'All right, who hid the sandbox?'

One Thing / Another

"I know it's the right thing to do, but if we call the cops this sandbox will be tied up for weeks."

'That's my mom... she's sort of a CEO, an action committee, and a janitor all rolled up into one.'

'Right now my plate's full juggling school and parents.'

Woman at a desk with a "MOM" nameplate

"I don't perform well under pressure."

'My Death Story....chapter one...'

"For your information, officer, I was not ‘texting’ – I was reviewing candidate applications for fellowship grants!"

Elwood 'I Can Fix This Myself' McGrunzen

'Sure, I'm a working mother - is there any other kind?'

Spinning Plates!