Sandbox Maestro T-Shirts

Mozart's very good, but can't beat Rossini for sandbox activities.

'Noticeboard? I forgot it was there to be honest.'

'You see, Brad, I'm not just a highly polished career woman.'

A Day In The Kitchen

Keeping all the balls in the air - skills

'Sure, I took your shovel. Ethics doesn't kick in for a year or two.'

Businessman wearing many hats.

Woman simutaneously playing the cello and washing man in bath's back

"I see the downsizing continues."

Cat plays an arcade game that involves shooting at gun into a mouse hole.

Creative entrepreneur at work

Charles Addams.

"Streaming"

Model Building

"I'm right here. Focused!"

Computerized Dollhouse.

'I will never cease to be amazed at how deftly she balances the demands of career and family.'

"Speed reader...?"

Computer Music

"Hello?"

Edgar Allan Poe

Business Vacation.

One Thing / Another

Online Sales Company. I'm excited about the company Olympics. I hear supervisors will be in the decathlon because they're used to multitasking. The people making express deliveries will be in the sprints. Of course the people who package orders will be boxing. What about tennis? Those are the folks who handle returns.

"It seems that your body is adjusting itself to the amount of multitasking you've been doing."

'All right, who hid the sandbox?'

"I know it's the right thing to do, but if we call the cops this sandbox will be tied up for weeks."

'That's my mom... she's sort of a CEO, an action committee, and a janitor all rolled up into one.'

'Right now my plate's full juggling school and parents.'

'My Death Story....chapter one...'

Woman at a desk with a "MOM" nameplate

"I don't perform well under pressure."

Elwood 'I Can Fix This Myself' McGrunzen

"For your information, officer, I was not ‘texting’ – I was reviewing candidate applications for fellowship grants!"

'Sure, I'm a working mother - is there any other kind?'