Sand Castle Enthusiast Mugs

'You have planning permission I presume.'

"Nation-building never works."

'Sire, your new fortress was fine for your nephew's fifth, but I fear it is set for a sterner test.'

'Why couldn't you just give him a bucket and shovel?'

"What sorcery be this? Thine castle is bouncy!"

'We're gonna need a bigger moat...!'

I rather like bucket and spade holidays.

"He's his own worst enemy."

"Early model of baggage claim"

'Hang on a second, I think I have a sand castle in my shoe.'

'If that's a proposal, I accept!'

'This seems like a good time to get rid of some of the king's junk.'

Castle, Cafe + Gift Shop.

"You can build it with me, but you can't wreck it with me."

"Just ignore it. It's a mirage."

Stonehenge Sandcastle

Who's gone medieval on our ass?

'Sure, real estate prices are sky-high, but kings don't sell their castles, and that's that.'

"City kids."

Bubble; 'This castle manager job better be for real.'

'Sophie has discovered Gehry.'

'Oh, come on - If you're gonna mess up my castle, take the whole thing.'

"Ooo... she sounds nice... 'I enjoy burying myself in the sand and sideways walks on the beach.'"

'Frank Lloyd Wright's childhood.'

'I don't care if you do need practice hitting out of the sand. The cat needs her litter box!'

"This is a little awkward, but you've been our guest for a while now, and we all have work in the morning..."

'Damn, I knew that disabled access would be our undoing.'

"What did you just say? Did you just say 'Christmas'?!!"

"We've decided to convert the dungeon into studio apartments, so kill all the prisoners."

"I've just bought five acres of prime oceanfront. Want to help me build on it?"