Sandcastle Building Gifts

'My plan is to build a sandcastle here, but right now I'm working on the financing.'

'Ok, let's see your building permit'

"Thanks again, kid!"

Dad helping to build sand castle while tent remains un-erected.

A miniature Trojan Horse sits out front a sand castle.

Ed Schumacher takes a much-needed working vacation.

The First National Sand Bank.

'What happened to sand castles?'

"It's incredible!""Then why do I feel like such a hack?"

"No, cruel nature, WHY?"

Sandcastle on the Market

'How would you fancy breaking through the sand barrier?'

"Dad's Game of Thrones obsession is getting a bit much."

Sand Castle Siege

Desert Sandcastle and Skeleton

"How could you forget where you buried dad. You do know he has the car keys in his pocket?"

'Oh, look, Billy's found a playmate.'

'Bless. Wayne's made his first affordable home sand estate.'

Now that he had done all the big adult stuff, maybe everybody would just leave him alone.

"I'm getting it registered as an historical landmark."

'Alex - I didn't know you freckled.'

'I thought people came to the beach to relax.'

Woman creates fake sandcastle breasts to attract attention at the beach.

'Can't you ever forget work?'

Most of his innovative product ideas first saw life in his home studio.

'It's useless, there's not enough moisture in the sand to make a sand castle...'

'I've finally bridged the gap between sandcastle perfection and move-in-ready.'

"Fear not, my princess – the summer will come again, and, with it, the children gladly return to build us new castles in the sand!"

Be honest with your children about why you're getting divorced...

Sandcastles

"Nation-building never works."

'Why couldn't you just give him a bucket and shovel?'

Holiday time.

"Mom! Don't think of me as covered with sand. Think of me as sugar coated."

Hiding the electronics.