Sandcastle Architect Gifts

Moses Uses God-Given Powers To Protect His Sandcastle

'My plan is to build a sandcastle here, but right now I'm working on the financing.'

Workaholic on the beach

"Thanks again, kid!"

"Dad, would you please go back to doing the parenting, so that I can do some of the childing for a couple of minutes?"

Vista Acres - A tanned community.

"We swam. We made sand castles. I'm sorry, Michael – I thought you understood that this was just a summer thing."

'So, lad - what experience do you have in construction?'

'Not bad kid, but you'd be vulnerable to attacks here and here.'

"It's a sand castle, dear. Assembly required."

"Make a sandcastle with you? Of course darling. What about Thursday 3.15pm?"

Summertime

Planning officer on holiday.

'Well, stop watching him if it makes you stress over flood insurance.'

'This is your principal speaking. There are several parents in my office who would like to speak to you about how you plan to implement the new curriculum in September. Hello? Hello?'

Ed Schumacher takes a much-needed working vacation.

'Ken! Billy would like to use his sand box!'

Don't you yell at him, he couldn't remember where he buried you!

Sand castle. 'I trust you have planning permission.'

Man (Mostly) Left Buried In Sand

"Trust me, come low tide everyone will want these seats."

"It's incredible!""Then why do I feel like such a hack?"

King Cnut attempts to stop the tide from coming in and destroying his sandcastle.

'Hang on a second, I think I have a sand castle in my shoe.'

Child on golf course

The First National Sand Bank.

Built and Built without a permit.

Library has a beach holiday reading in a sandpit.

'He's going to be an estate agent, just like his Dad.'

A Sandbank: Deposits Withdrawals.

Pelican Summer Jobs

Kids on the beach Rebuilding 'It's okay, we can rebuild.'

Child complaining while his mother putting on total 'son' block.

'Look Mum, we've buried Dad in the sand!'

"I don't care if you saw this in a western..."