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Moses Uses God-Given Powers To Protect His Sandcastle

"Dad, would you please go back to doing the parenting, so that I can do some of the childing for a couple of minutes?"

Sand castle in a sand timer.

"It's a sand castle, dear. Assembly required."

"Come pick me up. This is going nowhere,"

King Cnut attempts to stop the tide from coming in and destroying his sandcastle.

A child builds a really long wall along a beach.

A Sandbank: Deposits Withdrawals.

Mummy at the Beach

"Son, for the next maybe 15 minutes, all this is yours."

Castles in the air: Dreaming big.

"What he lacks in creativity he makes up in perseverance."

'Frank Lloyd Wright's childhood.'

'If that's a proposal, I accept!'

'The sun is up. What do you feel like doing today?'

'There's not enough sand on this beach for my creative vision.'

'Oh, come on - If you're gonna mess up my castle, take the whole thing.'

'Why couldn't you just give him a bucket and shovel?'

'I love the beach, but this damned sand gets in everywhere...'

I rather like bucket and spade holidays.

Making Sandcastles

'Well it's o.k. but you should see his Taj Mahal.'

'You don't seem to realise how serious our situation is, Ridgeway!'

Sandcastle in a Sand Timer

"Nation-building never works."

"You can build it with me, but you can't wreck it with me."

Holiday time.

"The tide is coming in, sweetheart!"

Hiding the electronics.

"Mom! Don't think of me as covered with sand. Think of me as sugar coated."

Bathing-men attend to women on the french coast

Sunbathers.

"If you hold a shell to your ear you can hear the ocean..."

Summertime

'Hang on a second, I think I have a sand castle in my shoe.'