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"City kids."

"Nation-building never works."

'Sire, your new fortress was fine for your nephew's fifth, but I fear it is set for a sterner test.'

'Why couldn't you just give him a bucket and shovel?'

'We're gonna need a bigger moat...!'

"Mom! Don't think of me as covered with sand. Think of me as sugar coated."

Hiding the electronics.

I rather like bucket and spade holidays.

"The tide is coming in, sweetheart!"

"He's his own worst enemy."

"If you hold a shell to your ear you can hear the ocean..."

Sunbathers.

"Early model of baggage claim"

Bathing-men attend to women on the french coast

Summertime

'we must be near the water because I see a sea gull.'

'Hang on a second, I think I have a sand castle in my shoe.'

Castle, Cafe + Gift Shop.

'If that's a proposal, I accept!'

"You can build it with me, but you can't wreck it with me."

"In the current market, it's just more practical."

Happy holidays for kids.

"William Blake said you can see the whole world in a grain of sand, but he doesn't always make a lot of sense."

"Make a sandcastle with you? Of course darling. What about Thursday 3.15pm?"

"I don't care if you saw this in a western..."

'He's going to be an estate agent, just like his Dad.'

Beach flirting

"Just ignore it. It's a mirage."

Squirrel on the beach

Who's gone medieval on our ass?

Stonehenge Sandcastle

'Sure, real estate prices are sky-high, but kings don't sell their castles, and that's that.'

Bubble; 'This castle manager job better be for real.'

'Sophie has discovered Gehry.'

'Frank Lloyd Wright's childhood.'