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"City kids."

"Nation-building never works."

'Sire, your new fortress was fine for your nephew's fifth, but I fear it is set for a sterner test.'

'Why couldn't you just give him a bucket and shovel?'

'We're gonna need a bigger moat...!'

Hiding the electronics.

"Mom! Don't think of me as covered with sand. Think of me as sugar coated."

"The tide is coming in, sweetheart!"

I rather like bucket and spade holidays.

"He's his own worst enemy."

Young Picasso at the Beach

"If you hold a shell to your ear you can hear the ocean..."

Bathing-men attend to women on the french coast

Sunbathers.

"Early model of baggage claim"

Summertime

'we must be near the water because I see a sea gull.'

'Hang on a second, I think I have a sand castle in my shoe.'

"You can build it with me, but you can't wreck it with me."

Castle, Cafe + Gift Shop.

"William Blake said you can see the whole world in a grain of sand, but he doesn't always make a lot of sense."

'If that's a proposal, I accept!'

Happy holidays for kids.

"In the current market, it's just more practical."

"Make a sandcastle with you? Of course darling. What about Thursday 3.15pm?"

"I don't care if you saw this in a western..."

'He's going to be an estate agent, just like his Dad.'

'Sure, real estate prices are sky-high, but kings don't sell their castles, and that's that.'

Beach flirting

Stonehenge Sandcastle

"Just ignore it. It's a mirage."

Squirrel on the beach

Who's gone medieval on our ass?

Bubble; 'This castle manager job better be for real.'

'Sophie has discovered Gehry.'