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'Show off!'

"Nation-building never works."

'Sire, your new fortress was fine for your nephew's fifth, but I fear it is set for a sterner test.'

'Why couldn't you just give him a bucket and shovel?'

'We're gonna need a bigger moat...!'

'Do you think that's wise?'

"Mom! Don't think of me as covered with sand. Think of me as sugar coated."

"The tide is coming in, sweetheart!"

Hiding the electronics.

I rather like bucket and spade holidays.

"He's his own worst enemy."

"If you hold a shell to your ear you can hear the ocean..."

Bathing-men attend to women on the french coast

Sunbathers.

"Early model of baggage claim"

Summertime

'we must be near the water because I see a sea gull.'

'Hang on a second, I think I have a sand castle in my shoe.'

'This seems like a good time to get rid of some of the king's junk.'

Castle, Cafe + Gift Shop.

'If that's a proposal, I accept!'

Happy holidays for kids.

"William Blake said you can see the whole world in a grain of sand, but he doesn't always make a lot of sense."

'I'd think you'd be used to having a moat by now.'

"Make a sandcastle with you? Of course darling. What about Thursday 3.15pm?"

"I don't care if you saw this in a western..."

'He's going to be an estate agent, just like his Dad.'

Squirrel on the beach

Beach flirting

Who's gone medieval on our ass?

'Sure, real estate prices are sky-high, but kings don't sell their castles, and that's that.'

"City kids."

Bubble; 'This castle manager job better be for real.'

'Sophie has discovered Gehry.'

'Frank Lloyd Wright's childhood.'