Sandcastle Aficionado Gifts

'Show off!'

"Nation-building never works."

'Sire, your new fortress was fine for your nephew's fifth, but I fear it is set for a sterner test.'

'Why couldn't you just give him a bucket and shovel?'

'We're gonna need a bigger moat...!'

'Do you think that's wise?'

Hiding the electronics.

"Mom! Don't think of me as covered with sand. Think of me as sugar coated."

"The tide is coming in, sweetheart!"

I rather like bucket and spade holidays.

"He's his own worst enemy."

"If you hold a shell to your ear you can hear the ocean..."

Bathing-men attend to women on the french coast

"Early model of baggage claim"

Sunbathers.

Summertime

'Hang on a second, I think I have a sand castle in my shoe.'

'we must be near the water because I see a sea gull.'

'If that's a proposal, I accept!'

Castle, Cafe + Gift Shop.

'This seems like a good time to get rid of some of the king's junk.'

Happy holidays for kids.

'I'd think you'd be used to having a moat by now.'

"William Blake said you can see the whole world in a grain of sand, but he doesn't always make a lot of sense."

"Make a sandcastle with you? Of course darling. What about Thursday 3.15pm?"

'He's going to be an estate agent, just like his Dad.'

"I don't care if you saw this in a western..."

Squirrel on the beach

Who's gone medieval on our ass?

Beach flirting

'Sure, real estate prices are sky-high, but kings don't sell their castles, and that's that.'

"City kids."

Bubble; 'This castle manager job better be for real.'

'Sophie has discovered Gehry.'

'Think, Billy - where did you bury Dad?'