Castle Architecture T-Shirts

'A-1 security from crime ... but can't stand the isolation.'

"Hurry up with that dictionary!"

King paper plane.

'Ms. Peters, the decorator forgot the draw bridge.'

"That's not the boiling oil, that's my casserole!"

Ironing board.

'You can also check out my podcast.'

"I keep telling you - vertigo is NOT a fear of heights!"

'Sire, your new fortress was fine for your nephew's fifth, but I fear it is set for a sterner test.'

'A portcullis is SO yesterday!'

'We're gonna need a bigger moat...!'

"He's his own worst enemy."

Building Sandcastles.

"Early model of baggage claim"

"Uh Oh! Jehovah's"

Castle, Cafe + Gift Shop.

'Sure, real estate prices are sky-high, but kings don't sell their castles, and that's that.'

'Don't bother Daddy -- He fell in the moat again.'

Who's gone medieval on our ass?

Bubble; 'This castle manager job better be for real.'

'Damn, I knew that disabled access would be our undoing.'

"We've decided to convert the dungeon into studio apartments, so kill all the prisoners."

Clearing the castle's moat.

"You're unlikely to find anyplace on the market that is truly impregnable."

"Never gonna give thou up -- Never gonna let thou down -- Never gonna run around and desert thouuuuuu."

"You fools! That's not the boiling oil, that's my beef casserole!"

Fairytale prince and princess

"Today we're going to talk about lowering the drawbridge."

'Is "I'll huff and I'll puff till I blow your castle down" the best intimidation we can come up with!!'

'Rapunzel, Rapunzel! Let down your hair extensions.'

"We'll settle this the old-fashioned way - with a dance-off."

Knight walking a dog.

"Hang on a tick, lads, what have we here?"

"The peasants have lost all respect for the moat."

"It's the battering classes"