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"Nice moat."

'I don't do 'slip and fall,' but if you're ever in need of a good tax attorney...'

'We're gonna need a bigger moat...!'

'I lost my key to the kingdom.'

'Mind your head'

"Hey!! Look!!!"

"The peasants have lost all respect for the moat."

Clearing the castle's moat.

Castle in the Clouds

'Och, 'tis the castle of the clan Macadam.'

Turrets Syndrome

'Lower the drawbridge! We dropped our ball and the Barbarians want to help out!!'

Knight Using Draw-Bridge to Play Ping Pong.

They were all out of sharks

Medieval boating on castle moat.

"We are not under siege, Your Majesty. You just have a siege mentality."

"Someday man will find a peaceful use for my machines."

'Mine is a Knight Errant. It's so frustrating: I never know where we're going...'

'That wasn't boiling oil. That was my laundry!'

'Don't bother Daddy -- He fell in the moat again.'

The Kingfisher

Knight walking a dog.

Trivia Knight

'Well it's a ransom, sire, but I wouldn't call it a King's Ransom...'

'We really should get around to visiting that sometime.'

'They're ten stories down - How can they look suspicious.'

Civil war, "You shoot first old boy. No, no I won't hear of it"

King with a long walk to his castle.

Cat flap on castle door.

'faster!'

'HEY,no Tongue!'

Castle Roof

'We weren't expecting a Royal visit.....Where's the King?'

"This place is a real hidden gem. You can have it for as little as a six month siege."

"Good God! I think you're right, sire...It is just a big jumping castle!"