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'Boyyy,who was that?!' 'King Thomas, the 3rd. Donnshire's newest ruler.'

Fishbowl Vampire Castle

'Sire, your new fortress was fine for your nephew's fifth, but I fear it is set for a sterner test.'

'A portcullis is SO yesterday!'

'We're gonna need a bigger moat...!'

'Don't look at me like that! You're the one who wanted to live in a bouncy castle!'

"He's his own worst enemy."

"Early model of baggage claim"

"Uh Oh! Jehovah's"

Castle, Cafe + Gift Shop.

'Sure, real estate prices are sky-high, but kings don't sell their castles, and that's that.'

'I'm not sure which I like best - the fake fire or the fake man with brandy glass in front of it.'

Who's gone medieval on our ass?

'Don't bother Daddy -- He fell in the moat again.'

Bubble; 'This castle manager job better be for real.'

"Good heavens, Caruthers. It's the wife!"

'Damn, I knew that disabled access would be our undoing.'

"We've decided to convert the dungeon into studio apartments, so kill all the prisoners."

Clearing the castle's moat.

'Oh I don't mind you turning over my cups to look at the mark. But next time, please finish your tea.'

"Oh no! - Here comes the National Trust again!!"

Knight walking a dog.

Lighthouse powered by batteries.

Fairytale prince and princess

"We've decided to give you a bonus, Rick. It's any change you find under the cushions."

"Never gonna give thou up -- Never gonna let thou down -- Never gonna run around and desert thouuuuuu."

"You fools! That's not the boiling oil, that's my beef casserole!"

"We'll settle this the old-fashioned way - with a dance-off."

"I know it looks fine, but let's get an engineer's report and a termite inspection just to be on the safe side."

'Rapunzel, Rapunzel! Let down your hair extensions.'

'Is "I'll huff and I'll puff till I blow your castle down" the best intimidation we can come up with!!'

"Today we're going to talk about lowering the drawbridge."

"The peasants have lost all respect for the moat."

"Hang on a tick, lads, what have we here?"

"It's the battering classes"