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'Boyyy,who was that?!' 'King Thomas, the 3rd. Donnshire's newest ruler.'

Fishbowl Vampire Castle

'Sire, your new fortress was fine for your nephew's fifth, but I fear it is set for a sterner test.'

'A portcullis is SO yesterday!'

'We're gonna need a bigger moat...!'

"He's his own worst enemy."

"Early model of baggage claim"

"Uh Oh! Jehovah's"

Castle, Cafe + Gift Shop.

Who's gone medieval on our ass?

'Don't bother Daddy -- He fell in the moat again.'

'Sure, real estate prices are sky-high, but kings don't sell their castles, and that's that.'

'I'm not sure which I like best - the fake fire or the fake man with brandy glass in front of it.'

Bubble; 'This castle manager job better be for real.'

"Good heavens, Caruthers. It's the wife!"

'Damn, I knew that disabled access would be our undoing.'

"We've decided to convert the dungeon into studio apartments, so kill all the prisoners."

Clearing the castle's moat.

"We've decided to give you a bonus, Rick. It's any change you find under the cushions."

Fairytale prince and princess

'Oh I don't mind you turning over my cups to look at the mark. But next time, please finish your tea.'

"Never gonna give thou up -- Never gonna let thou down -- Never gonna run around and desert thouuuuuu."

"You fools! That's not the boiling oil, that's my beef casserole!"

Knight walking a dog.

'Rapunzel, Rapunzel! Let down your hair extensions.'

Lighthouse powered by batteries.

'Is "I'll huff and I'll puff till I blow your castle down" the best intimidation we can come up with!!'

"I know it looks fine, but let's get an engineer's report and a termite inspection just to be on the safe side."

"We'll settle this the old-fashioned way - with a dance-off."

"Today we're going to talk about lowering the drawbridge."

"Hang on a tick, lads, what have we here?"

"The peasants have lost all respect for the moat."

"It's the battering classes"

Beware of the Dragon

"And to think he started in accounting."