Castles Gifts

'It's some kind of silly note from the barbarians, sire. It says, 'We will, we will, rock you...'

"Nice moat."

'I don't do 'slip and fall,' but if you're ever in need of a good tax attorney...'

'We're gonna need a bigger moat...!'

Early Battering Rams

'I lost my key to the kingdom.'

'Mind your head'

"Hey!! Look!!!"

"The peasants have lost all respect for the moat."

Castle in the Clouds

Clearing the castle's moat.

'Och, 'tis the castle of the clan Macadam.'

"Someday man will find a peaceful use for my machines."

Turrets Syndrome

'Lower the drawbridge! We dropped our ball and the Barbarians want to help out!!'

Knight Using Draw-Bridge to Play Ping Pong.

They were all out of sharks

"My mistake. It was the mailman."

Medieval boating on castle moat.

"We are not under siege, Your Majesty. You just have a siege mentality."

'Mine is a Knight Errant. It's so frustrating: I never know where we're going...'

'Well it's a ransom, sire, but I wouldn't call it a King's Ransom...'

"Oh no! - Here comes the National Trust again!!"

"Uh Oh! Jehovah's"

"Wait! They're not trick-or-treaters!"

"You're new on catapults aren't you Murphy?"

"Good God! I think you're right, sire...It is just a big jumping castle!"

"Why didn't you write down the security code like I told you?"

'We really should get around to visiting that sometime.'

'They're ten stories down - How can they look suspicious.'

Knight walking a dog.

Trivia Knight

The Kingfisher

'Don't bother Daddy -- He fell in the moat again.'

'That wasn't boiling oil. That was my laundry!'