Knights And Castles Gifts

'I admire your courage, but why don't you quit while you're ahead!'

"I'm sure you'll grow into it, darling."

'Sire, your new fortress was fine for your nephew's fifth, but I fear it is set for a sterner test.'

'A portcullis is SO yesterday!'

'We're gonna need a bigger moat...!'

"Yes I know, and you dropped sauce on your shirt."

"He's his own worst enemy."

"Early model of baggage claim"

Swiss army knife

Joust Sharpener

"I hate it when the damned things decide they need to get out and burn off some calories."

'Isn't it cute the way they compete so hard?'

"Uh Oh! Jehovah's"

Castle, Cafe + Gift Shop.

'Charles, you're carrying this 'king of the castle' business too far!'

"Dare I ask for mustard?"

'Don't bother Daddy -- He fell in the moat again.'

"There isn't a siege. We're all in line for the bouncy castle."

'Sure, real estate prices are sky-high, but kings don't sell their castles, and that's that.'

"Who ordered a pizza?"

Who's gone medieval on our ass?

Bubble; 'This castle manager job better be for real.'

'Damn, I knew that disabled access would be our undoing.'

"We've decided to convert the dungeon into studio apartments, so kill all the prisoners."

Clearing the castle's moat.

"Never gonna give thou up -- Never gonna let thou down -- Never gonna run around and desert thouuuuuu."

Knight walking a dog.

"We'll settle this the old-fashioned way - with a dance-off."

"Today we're going to talk about lowering the drawbridge."

"You fools! That's not the boiling oil, that's my beef casserole!"

Fairytale prince and princess