Knights And Royalty Fan Gifts

'1032 - Discovery of the first anagram' (King Canute)

"I'm sure you'll grow into it, darling."

"Before you chop off my head, don't you think we should see a counsellor?"

'Sire, Sodom and Gomorrah are requesting Federal disaster relief aid.'

'You realize, we can't use the 'benign neglect' method for everything.'

King Henry and his Cheshire bride

Knight Golfing

"NOW can I shoot you out of a cannon?"

"You don't think it's too ungapatchka?"

'I guess it's not much consolation but I thought your impersonation of the King was a riot.'

'Don't be silly- of course you're going into the family business!'

"Based on the feedback from advisers whom I haven't beheaded, all of my ideas are great."

'How about a game of cards?'

"The peasants are revolting Sire."

'This vacation, let's go on something OTHER than a power trip.'

Czarcasm

'Did you bark, M'Lady?'

'The Burrito King.'

TV jester.

'Fancy you doing a curtsey and she being a non-serving royal, you big dope!'

"He's a guard dog."

'Isn't it cute the way they compete so hard?'

"Can you juggle a household, three kids, and a career?"

'I can't finish -- may I have a peasant-bag?'

'Gunboat diplomacy won't work, sire -- we're landlocked, remember?'

Missing You.

'Well, nobody can say you haven't grown in office.'

"Messenger, dost thou bring me good news or dost thou bring me bad news?"

"Dare I ask for mustard?"

'Democracy? -- do you REALLY want the bars closed every election day?'

'I'm re-enacting a battle with my conscience.'

'The King of what?'

'The deficit doesn't look nearly so bad now that we've switched to Arabic numerals.'

'Scroll down for the good stuff!'

"I don't suppose you get many sovereign rulers in here anymore?"