Knight Fans Gifts

"I was hoping you'd consider this a prelude to a kiss."

"I'm sure you'll grow into it, darling."

Knight Golfing

"NOW can I shoot you out of a cannon?"

Swiss army knife

'Isn't it cute the way they compete so hard?'

Missing You.

Car joust.

'I'm re-enacting a battle with my conscience.'

"Dare I ask for mustard?"

The Predictable Demise of Sir Textalot.

S.P.F. 1,000

'The knights are drawing closer'

Sir Jasper Murgatroyd

Cat king.

"Take the picture, dam it, take the picture!"

Knights Wing Mirrors.

"We'll settle this the old-fashioned way - with a dance-off."

Ok, I'll put in the hundred thousand for a 50% share of your St. George franchise.

Don Quichotte

'Why round? Why not square? Or rectangle? Or a triangle? Or . . . '

Don Quilowatte

Knights' Status Report: Rusted out, Metal fatigue, Popped rivets, Bad welds, Squeaky hinges, Dents and dings.

'Yes, I wanted a knight in shining armour, but I didn't know it'd be me doing all the shining!'

Unicorn Joust

Inside voice!

"My lord, Sir Arthur is pleased to bid thee welcome to his food court."

'My kingdom for a horse! Are you nuts? How about high yielding mutual funds?'

"Mom, this isn't what I meant when I said I wanted to be Iron Man for Halloween."

Pizza at the Round Table

'But sinister gales - with that armour?'

Knights

They're souvenir magnets from all the places we've done battle.

'See, I told you - nobody's job is safe!'

'After A Knights Hard Day'