Knight Fan Gifts

S.P.F. 1,000

Scorched knight on horseback passes 'Dragon Crossing' sign.

"He's a nice guy - he's always giving me free stuff."

The Middle Ages

I don't care who you are - if you didn't reserve the round table. I'll have to seat you in a booth.

Hudibras - 5 - The Knight submits to Trulla.

'I'm re-enacting a battle with my conscience.'

"So the knight married the damsel and they lived not-unhappily ever-after, though the knight regretted not having slain a few more dragons in his prime."

Knights charging, heraldry.

Missing You.

George and the Dragon.

Dental Knight's Helmet

"You there, serf Mike, have you seen my charger?"

"I'm sure you'll grow into it, darling."

Knight Golfing

"NOW can I shoot you out of a cannon?"

Swiss army knife

'Isn't it cute the way they compete so hard?'

Car joust.

The Predictable Demise of Sir Textalot.

"Dare I ask for mustard?"

Sir Jasper Murgatroyd

"Take the picture, dam it, take the picture!"

'The knights are drawing closer'

"I was hoping you'd consider this a prelude to a kiss."

"We'll settle this the old-fashioned way - with a dance-off."

Don Quichotte

Ok, I'll put in the hundred thousand for a 50% share of your St. George franchise.

Knights Wing Mirrors.

'Why round? Why not square? Or rectangle? Or a triangle? Or . . . '

Don Quilowatte

"It's only until Dad gets his stall built."

'Yes, I wanted a knight in shining armour, but I didn't know it'd be me doing all the shining!'

Knights' Status Report: Rusted out, Metal fatigue, Popped rivets, Bad welds, Squeaky hinges, Dents and dings.

They're souvenir magnets from all the places we've done battle.