Knights And Royalty Fan Pillows

'1032 - Discovery of the first anagram' (King Canute)

"I'm sure you'll grow into it, darling."

"Before you chop off my head, don't you think we should see a counsellor?"

'You realize, we can't use the 'benign neglect' method for everything.'

'Sire, Sodom and Gomorrah are requesting Federal disaster relief aid.'

King Henry and his Cheshire bride

Knight Golfing

"You don't think it's too ungapatchka?"

'I guess it's not much consolation but I thought your impersonation of the King was a riot.'

"NOW can I shoot you out of a cannon?"

'Don't be silly- of course you're going into the family business!'

"Based on the feedback from advisers whom I haven't beheaded, all of my ideas are great."

'How about a game of cards?'

'Did you bark, M'Lady?'

TV jester.

Czarcasm

'This vacation, let's go on something OTHER than a power trip.'

'Isn't it cute the way they compete so hard?'

"The peasants are revolting Sire."

'The Burrito King.'

"He's a guard dog."

'Fancy you doing a curtsey and she being a non-serving royal, you big dope!'

"Can you juggle a household, three kids, and a career?"

'Well, nobody can say you haven't grown in office.'

"Messenger, dost thou bring me good news or dost thou bring me bad news?"

'I can't finish -- may I have a peasant-bag?'

Missing You.

'Gunboat diplomacy won't work, sire -- we're landlocked, remember?'

'Frankincense, dummy! I asked for frankincense!'

'Charles, you're carrying this 'king of the castle' business too far!'

'The deficit doesn't look nearly so bad now that we've switched to Arabic numerals.'

"Dare I ask for mustard?"

'The King of what?'

"I don't suppose you get many sovereign rulers in here anymore?"

'He was born with a silver spoon all right, but not in his mouth.'