Knight Aficionados Pillows

Escalator joust.

"I'm sure you'll grow into it, darling."

Knight Golfing

'Originally he was the mascot until we discovered he had a golden foot.'

"NOW can I shoot you out of a cannon?"

Swiss army knife

'Isn't it cute the way they compete so hard?'

Missing You.

Car joust.

'I'm re-enacting a battle with my conscience.'

The Predictable Demise of Sir Textalot.

"Dare I ask for mustard?"

S.P.F. 1,000

Sir Jasper Murgatroyd

"Take the picture, dam it, take the picture!"

'The knights are drawing closer'

"I was hoping you'd consider this a prelude to a kiss."

Cat Boss

Knights Wing Mirrors.

Ok, I'll put in the hundred thousand for a 50% share of your St. George franchise.

"We'll settle this the old-fashioned way - with a dance-off."

Don Quichotte

'Why round? Why not square? Or rectangle? Or a triangle? Or . . . '

Don Quilowatte

'Yes, I wanted a knight in shining armour, but I didn't know it'd be me doing all the shining!'

Inside voice!

Unicorn Joust

'My kingdom for a horse! Are you nuts? How about high yielding mutual funds?'

"Mom, this isn't what I meant when I said I wanted to be Iron Man for Halloween."

Knights

'But sinister gales - with that armour?'

They're souvenir magnets from all the places we've done battle.

Pizza at the Round Table

"My lord, Sir Arthur is pleased to bid thee welcome to his food court."

'After A Knights Hard Day'