Knight Fanatic Pillows

Don Quixote attacks wind farm

Battering ram is a giant key to unlock castle doors.

'There's a dangerously fine line between chivalry and being a goody-two-shoes.'

"There goes your knighthood."

"So I said to her, I said"

"I'm sure you'll grow into it, darling."

The Fourth Little Pig

The tooth fairy.

"All I can say is thank goodness for teleconferencing."

Knight Golfing

Dragon Hair-dryer.

"Hey! Where's that black cat? My ride's ready!"

"NOW can I shoot you out of a cannon?"

'Now they're just taking the piss.'

Lady of the bath...

"If you could be any Bob Dylan you wanted to, which Bob Dylan would you be?"

More Reasons To Beware Of Dog

Boy and Bear and Monster

Newt sale

Warrior Woman

"I did the math. If we want to read all of Proust in this lifetime, we have to start tomorrow morning."

'Isn't it cute the way they compete so hard?'

'The new lad's collecting shells again boss.'

"I just found a unicorn! Apparently, they just want to be left alone."

Jack Finds The Giant Grilling At His Giant Grill

The witch of the west again showed no water usage for the month.

"One side is for depression, the other is for anxiety, and if you're still confused make an appointment with the cat."

'OK, so I fumbled. Now can you cure it or not?'

Nobody mourned Sir Dad-Joke.

"You had the power to leave all along - just click your heels three times, grab your coat, and sneak out without saying goodbye."

Catasaurus

Missing You.

"Cthulhus, sir. Thousands of 'em."

"This will be a tricky operation."

'See how the fools flee when fantasy role-play is fantasy no longer!'