Knight Fanatic Mugs

Don Quixote attacks wind farm

Battering ram is a giant key to unlock castle doors.

'There's a dangerously fine line between chivalry and being a goody-two-shoes.'

"There goes your knighthood."

"So I said to her, I said"

"I'm sure you'll grow into it, darling."

The Fourth Little Pig

"Well how about that. . . Lady Godiva bought a Harley!"

The tooth fairy.

"All I can say is thank goodness for teleconferencing."

Dragon Hair-dryer.

Knight Golfing

'Now they're just taking the piss.'

"NOW can I shoot you out of a cannon?"

"Hey! Where's that black cat? My ride's ready!"

Lady of the bath...

"If you could be any Bob Dylan you wanted to, which Bob Dylan would you be?"

More Reasons To Beware Of Dog

Boy and Bear and Monster

"One side is for depression, the other is for anxiety, and if you're still confused make an appointment with the cat."

"I just found a unicorn! Apparently, they just want to be left alone."

'OK, so I fumbled. Now can you cure it or not?'

The witch of the west again showed no water usage for the month.

'The new lad's collecting shells again boss.'

"I did the math. If we want to read all of Proust in this lifetime, we have to start tomorrow morning."

Jack Finds The Giant Grilling At His Giant Grill

Newt sale

Warrior Woman

'Isn't it cute the way they compete so hard?'

Nobody mourned Sir Dad-Joke.

"You had the power to leave all along - just click your heels three times, grab your coat, and sneak out without saying goodbye."

Catasaurus

Missing You.

Giant reptiles use building as a pinata.

"Cthulhus, sir. Thousands of 'em."