Modern Knight Enthusiast Pillows

'Um, guitar. What kind of hero were you looking for?'

"I'm sure you'll grow into it, darling."

Knight Golfing

"NOW can I shoot you out of a cannon?"

'Isn't it cute the way they compete so hard?'

Swiss army knife

Missing You.

Car joust.

The Predictable Demise of Sir Textalot.

'I'm re-enacting a battle with my conscience.'

"It started as a crusade. Now it's just a commute."

"Dare I ask for mustard?"

S.P.F. 1,000

"Take the picture, dam it, take the picture!"

'The knights are drawing closer'

Sir Jasper Murgatroyd

"I was hoping you'd consider this a prelude to a kiss."

Pun on Excalibur - Swiss Army knife appears from the lake.

Ok, I'll put in the hundred thousand for a 50% share of your St. George franchise.

Don Quichotte

"We'll settle this the old-fashioned way - with a dance-off."

Honour Being Served 'Apps at Dawn'.

Knights Wing Mirrors.

'Why round? Why not square? Or rectangle? Or a triangle? Or . . . '

Don Quilowatte

"I'm sorry, my therapist told me to give up slaying dragons."

'Yes, I wanted a knight in shining armour, but I didn't know it'd be me doing all the shining!'

Inside voice!

'But sinister gales - with that armour?'

"My lord, Sir Arthur is pleased to bid thee welcome to his food court."

'After A Knights Hard Day'

"Mom, this isn't what I meant when I said I wanted to be Iron Man for Halloween."

They're souvenir magnets from all the places we've done battle.

Knights

Unicorn Joust