Quirky Knight Enthusiast Pillows

Competitors complained that Sir Hops-A-Lot's souther steed gave him an unfair advantage."

"I'm sure you'll grow into it, darling."

Knight Golfing

"NOW can I shoot you out of a cannon?"

'Isn't it cute the way they compete so hard?'

Missing You.

"Dare I ask for mustard?"

'I'm re-enacting a battle with my conscience.'

Football Crazy strip six

S.P.F. 1,000

My Spam Sketchbook

'The knights are drawing closer'

"Take the picture, dam it, take the picture!"

Sir Jasper Murgatroyd

Kidnapping Lord Haw-Haw

Knights Wing Mirrors.

"We'll settle this the old-fashioned way - with a dance-off."

Don Quichotte

It's a good thing our neighbors don't know what weirdos we are.

"Rob is a functioning train wreck."

Don Quilowatte

'Yes, I wanted a knight in shining armour, but I didn't know it'd be me doing all the shining!'

The not so secret life of Walter Mitty

'My kingdom for a horse! Are you nuts? How about high yielding mutual funds?'

Unicorn Joust

'But sinister gales - with that armour?'

"My lord, Sir Arthur is pleased to bid thee welcome to his food court."

I think he's a bit OCD. He checked my chastity belt is locked, six times!

"Do you know a good taxidermist?"

'Avoid the fat, chewy ones. They'll pull the fillings right out of your head!'

"Let's make the bill easy and just split it."