Quirky Knight Enthusiast Mugs

Competitors complained that Sir Hops-A-Lot's souther steed gave him an unfair advantage."

"I'm sure you'll grow into it, darling."

Knight Golfing

"NOW can I shoot you out of a cannon?"

'Isn't it cute the way they compete so hard?'

Missing You.

"Dare I ask for mustard?"

Football Crazy strip six

'I'm re-enacting a battle with my conscience.'

S.P.F. 1,000

My Spam Sketchbook

'The knights are drawing closer'

Sir Jasper Murgatroyd

"Take the picture, dam it, take the picture!"

It's a good thing our neighbors don't know what weirdos we are.

"We'll settle this the old-fashioned way - with a dance-off."

Kidnapping Lord Haw-Haw

Knights Wing Mirrors.

"Rob is a functioning train wreck."

Don Quichotte

Don Quilowatte

'Yes, I wanted a knight in shining armour, but I didn't know it'd be me doing all the shining!'

Inside voice!

'My kingdom for a horse! Are you nuts? How about high yielding mutual funds?'

Unicorn Joust

The not so secret life of Walter Mitty

'But sinister gales - with that armour?'

"Mom, this isn't what I meant when I said I wanted to be Iron Man for Halloween."

"My lord, Sir Arthur is pleased to bid thee welcome to his food court."

They're souvenir magnets from all the places we've done battle.

'What's wrong with you?'

The Man of La Mancha,and his sidekick, the Man of La Muncha.

I think he's a bit OCD. He checked my chastity belt is locked, six times!

'Avoid the fat, chewy ones. They'll pull the fillings right out of your head!'

'And we're just a stone's throw from the beach.'