Knights And Castles Mugs

'I admire your courage, but why don't you quit while you're ahead!'

"I'm sure you'll grow into it, darling."

'Sire, your new fortress was fine for your nephew's fifth, but I fear it is set for a sterner test.'

'A portcullis is SO yesterday!'

'We're gonna need a bigger moat...!'

"Yes I know, and you dropped sauce on your shirt."

'Don't look at me like that! You're the one who wanted to live in a bouncy castle!'

"He's his own worst enemy."

"I hate it when the damned things decide they need to get out and burn off some calories."

"Early model of baggage claim"

Joust Sharpener

'Isn't it cute the way they compete so hard?'

Swiss army knife

"Uh Oh! Jehovah's"

Castle, Cafe + Gift Shop.

'Sure, real estate prices are sky-high, but kings don't sell their castles, and that's that.'

Who's gone medieval on our ass?

"Dare I ask for mustard?"

"Yes, I'm sure. The dragon I saw was quite a bit bigger."

'Don't bother Daddy -- He fell in the moat again.'

"There isn't a siege. We're all in line for the bouncy castle."

"Who ordered a pizza?"

'Charles, you're carrying this 'king of the castle' business too far!'

The Predictable Demise of Sir Textalot.

Bubble; 'This castle manager job better be for real.'

'Damn, I knew that disabled access would be our undoing.'

Bouncy Castle. Hey, you kids, get out of my house!

"We've decided to convert the dungeon into studio apartments, so kill all the prisoners."

Clearing the castle's moat.

"Never gonna give thou up -- Never gonna let thou down -- Never gonna run around and desert thouuuuuu."

'Rapunzel, Rapunzel! Let down your hair extensions.'

"Oh no! - Here comes the National Trust again!!"

Knight walking a dog.

"Today we're going to talk about lowering the drawbridge."

Fairytale prince and princess