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Boating trip

'Williams, we're not used to receiving such excellent ideas as these, so we'd like to tone them down a bit.'

'We might make more progress if we try working as a team.'

Fishermen dread the spot where the lures hang heavy from the trees like Spanish moss.

"Yo, Ned Beatty, paddle harder if you ever want to kiss me again."

A Different Way To Portage A Canoe.

"He's an abstract artist."

'You're not really that much help, Ben.'

Brain Power

"Ya know, that cork was there for a reason."

"And up ahead is a place called, 'portage'."

Canadian Canoe.

Day 38 of self-isolation and many people are using the time to discover and enjoy new hobbies.

A potter paints a barcode on a pot.

"Maybe we should consider changing the name."

'All right, who sewed in the disposable diaper?'

Remember when?... When was that?

'How come every time we go canoeing, you lose your paddle?'

Sportknitting

Cross-country knitting.

What are you going to do with your face masks when we no longer need them?

'Howie, I know we're still on break, but I don't think we wanna miss this one.'

'I told you to keep the rice in a plastic bag.'

'It's good to get away from business, where you worry about the bottom line all day!'

"I had to get braces."

'Yes, I do own a dog...why do you ask?'

"Not moonshine - small batch, artisanal grain alcohol."

"That's what I love about Ben—he's all Adirondack."

Wooly mammoth

Indian hollowing out log for a canoe sees woodpecker pecking his log

Canoe Carriers

'Wait until we reach the shore. You're portaging too soon.'