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Boating trip

'Williams, we're not used to receiving such excellent ideas as these, so we'd like to tone them down a bit.'

'Don't look at me like that! You're the one who wanted to live in a bouncy castle!'

'We might make more progress if we try working as a team.'

Fishermen dread the spot where the lures hang heavy from the trees like Spanish moss.

A Different Way To Portage A Canoe.

"Yo, Ned Beatty, paddle harder if you ever want to kiss me again."

"He's an abstract artist."

'You're not really that much help, Ben.'

Brain Power

"Ya know, that cork was there for a reason."

"And up ahead is a place called, 'portage'."

Canadian Canoe.

Day 38 of self-isolation and many people are using the time to discover and enjoy new hobbies.

A potter paints a barcode on a pot.

'All right, who sewed in the disposable diaper?'

Remember when?... When was that?

"Maybe we should consider changing the name."

'How come every time we go canoeing, you lose your paddle?'

Sportknitting

Cross-country knitting.

'Howie, I know we're still on break, but I don't think we wanna miss this one.'

What are you going to do with your face masks when we no longer need them?

It's so quiet. Listen to the sounds of nature! Pound pound thump. Pound thunk. Human nature.

'I told you to keep the rice in a plastic bag.'

'It's good to get away from business, where you worry about the bottom line all day!'

"I had to get braces."

'Yes, I do own a dog...why do you ask?'

"Not moonshine - small batch, artisanal grain alcohol."

"That's what I love about Ben—he's all Adirondack."

Wooly mammoth

Indian hollowing out log for a canoe sees woodpecker pecking his log

How about a hike or a swim? No thanks. Twig's a slug. She's certainly uninspired. Wait! Let's go canoeing! You never know when inspiration will strike!

I'll paddle. You read the safety guide. "Watch for low-hanging branches, submerged rocks, hidden rapids and paddling too close to other canoers."

Canoe Carriers