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Remember when?... When was that?

'I told you to keep the rice in a plastic bag.'

Seagiraffes

Cutaway view of Ocean liner.

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

'No swimming. No breathing.'

"I think I've figured out why we can't find the marina."

Bring your own inflatable.

"I didn't know she could body surf. Did you know she could body surf?"

Captain in a storm

Lazy Octopus

'We might make more progress if we try working as a team.'

Sailor in Car.

Fish hunting for men.

Thinks he's too cool for school.

"Hawaiian hitchhiker."

Upper class child with toy cruise ship.

'Let go of that balloon right now!'

Two fishermen land on stumps. Man says to other, 'Is that enough structure for ya?!'

'My Pilot-Fish is on holidays, so I'm using a GPS System to find my way around...'

'I'd like two pizzas, one with cheese and pepperoni and the other with cheese and sausage. One more thing, do you deliver?'

'I wonder why scuba divers always fall backwards off their boats.'

A huge shark is about to attack a small fishing boat and one of the guys is saying 'Listen... there's that creepy music again' as an orchestra of fish, crabs and an octopus play the theme from Jaws.

"Scuba cow"

"If you hold a shell to your ear you can hear the ocean..."

Goldfish bowl on raft...

"...so it appears we were talking to his butt that entire time."

'Another one? Do you realize it will make the third time this month we've held a fire drill?'

'Come out with your fins up!'

Man falls in water Title: 'Willis was always an overachiever.'

'Isn't he supposed to sit on your shoulder Captain?'

"It's hard not to take a mutiny personally."

"Sorry, Rick, but no thongs means no thongs."

A Different Way To Portage A Canoe.