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'That's nothing I am one million years old and if I had their kind of money I would be a boulder in my own Canyon.'

Fish hunting for men.

Two fishermen land on stumps. Man says to other, 'Is that enough structure for ya?!'

"Sometimes I like to come here by myself and contemplate ... or just scream about you."

"Everything you say (or don't say) matters. Choose your words and intentions carefully."

Man falls in water Title: 'Willis was always an overachiever.'

'That may be what the wine glossary says, but to me, terroir means a fantatic view.'

'This seashell does not sound like the ocean... It sounds like someone yelling 'Look out!''

'Come on Jill, they say the water's well good.'

Scuba: 'You call that a knot, now this is a knot.'

Dream On: Fish jumping into boat, whilst fisherman says 'Golly, guys! Can't you wait until I get my tackle box open?'

"What kind of sinker are you using?!"

'You just couldn't wait to try out the new Jet Ski before we got up to the lake, could you?'

"I'm sorry, John! You're right, I'm wrong!!!"

A caterpillar is rowing itself along

Husband takes photos while wife tries to keep canoe from going over falls.

'Of course I brought the emergency flares.'

Cruise.

"That's the deep end."

'No surf?'

"That's my boy!"

'There's no mention of stuffing. Keep going until you get to the sugar and spice.'

Base jumper in squirrel suit sees splat shadow as he leaps from canyon wall.

Man in a Tuxedo

"It's called being preemptive."

'I still don't understand why I couldn't use the path to get your Jane Austen stamps.'

'No, you can't keep it! Now, you put that thing back from wherever you found it!'

"Wow! I must be dreaming!"

"The lunch, grab the lunch!"

Car towing a caravan and a greenhouse.

Remember when?... When was that?

Early design for the Two-Man Kayak.

'They had a sale on electric green.'

Replacement Lighthouse

"Pura vida!" "Look out for the riptide..."