Canyon Adventurer Gifts

Fish hunting for men.

"Sometimes I like to come here by myself and contemplate ... or just scream about you."

Two fishermen land on stumps. Man says to other, 'Is that enough structure for ya?!'

"Everything you say (or don't say) matters. Choose your words and intentions carefully."

Man falls in water Title: 'Willis was always an overachiever.'

'This seashell does not sound like the ocean... It sounds like someone yelling 'Look out!''

'That may be what the wine glossary says, but to me, terroir means a fantatic view.'

'Come on Jill, they say the water's well good.'

Scuba: 'You call that a knot, now this is a knot.'

Dream On: Fish jumping into boat, whilst fisherman says 'Golly, guys! Can't you wait until I get my tackle box open?'

"What kind of sinker are you using?!"

"I'm sorry, John! You're right, I'm wrong!!!"

A caterpillar is rowing itself along

Husband takes photos while wife tries to keep canoe from going over falls.

'Of course I brought the emergency flares.'

"That's my boy!"

'No surf?'

Cruise.

Base jumper in squirrel suit sees splat shadow as he leaps from canyon wall.

"That's the deep end."

'No, you can't keep it! Now, you put that thing back from wherever you found it!'

"It's called being preemptive."

Remember when?... When was that?

Man in a Tuxedo

"Wow! I must be dreaming!"

"The lunch, grab the lunch!"

'I still don't understand why I couldn't use the path to get your Jane Austen stamps.'

Car towing a caravan and a greenhouse.

Early design for the Two-Man Kayak.

'They had a sale on electric green.'

"Pura vida!" "Look out for the riptide..."

Replacement Lighthouse

Canoeing Incorrectly