Carnival Adventurer Gifts

Carousel Ponies.

Southwark Fair.

'Hold on, I'll get the camera.'

'Those bears are so cute I wish we could have brought them home.'

'Holy-Kanoly' makes his infamous 'Leap-of-Faith' jump.

Dear Diary. . . why, oh why, did I choose an adventure holiday?

Repurposing the aqueducts of Ancient Rome.

'I sense that someone is about to swindle you.' 'Wow, thanks for the warning! How much do I owe you?'

Child about to jump off ironing board into bath.

I DATED A GUY FROM THE FAIR, BUT . . .

'You can forget the Captain's table-we're not paying that kind of money just to eat with the crew!'

Cycling with a harp case

Hay Rides $10

Big Hank's shooting gallery.

Bears going water skiing.

"We have all the brochures, but we can't decide if we want to die on Mt. Everest or Mt. McKinley."

Remember how you advised me to get a dangerous hobby to build up my self-esteem and impress people? Well, all the dangerous hobbies were already taken. You wrestle alligators

"Be sure to check out the rides. They're free, too, with the purchase of tickets."

Crew Goofs Off While Out Of Sight

'You're much better than my mom. You can hardly tell when she paints her face.'

'This is my kind of place. You knock bottles off a table with a baseball and get a prize instead of time-out!'

"Honey, where's the baby?" "The first voyage of Sinbad"

It is a lesser known historical fact that Sir Edmund Hillary was also the first person to climb Mount Everest and forget to take the lens cap off.

Clown Face Painting

'When I was a Scout, we had to blaze trails without sticky notes.'

Breakthrough

'Okay, on the count of three we fight back. One. . . Two. . .'

Snowman of the Apes

Face Painting.

Carioca

"I'm supposed to wake Jasper up at sunrise, but which pile of snow is he asleep under?"

Test your patience, back in one hour.

'FASTER! PADDLE FASTER!'

Public footpath on a desert island.

Holiday Adventures - Off the beaten path.