Cruise Adventurer Gifts

'Hold on, I'll get the camera.'

'Hi, we'd like 2 orders of the codfish with mixed vegetables - only without the codfish - we've got our own.'

Excess Baggage: Before you head off to the pool in your new swimsuit, consider the sensibilities of your fellow cruise passengers.

"I don't use GPS to track the cruise. I use it to find my room."

Cutaway view of Ocean liner.

'No swimming. No breathing.'

'Thank-you God.'

Captain in a storm

"I didn't know she could body surf. Did you know she could body surf?"

'We must be 50,000 calories away from home by now.'

'I'm so bored - nothing ever happens around here!'

Thinks he's too cool for school.

"Hawaiian hitchhiker."

Goldfish bowl on raft...

Upper class child with toy cruise ship.

"Scuba cow"

A huge shark is about to attack a small fishing boat and one of the guys is saying 'Listen... there's that creepy music again' as an orchestra of fish, crabs and an octopus play the theme from Jaws.

'I'd like two pizzas, one with cheese and pepperoni and the other with cheese and sausage. One more thing, do you deliver?'

Caution: Driver Watching "Hard Copy"

'Let go of that balloon right now!'

"If you hold a shell to your ear you can hear the ocean..."

'Another one? Do you realize it will make the third time this month we've held a fire drill?'

'Slip Ahoy!'

Fish snorkling above water.

'If you want to catch that fish ship open on the way home, we'd better leave now, daddy.'

'Great cruise. When does the buffet open?'

"It's hard not to take a mutiny personally."

"Sorry, Rick, but no thongs means no thongs."

"Getting the hang of it?"

A couple sit in front of their RV drinking wine while looking at birds sitting in front of a a small RV in a tree also drink wine.

Nesting dolls stranded on an island send out nesting bottles with messages in each of them.

"I tell ya - if I ever stop moving, I'll die."

'Not while I'm driving the boat, Marge, please,'

Remote controlled car on a boat.

Titanic: How's my steering.