Cruising Enthusiast Gifts

"Certainly cut back on safety, haven't they?"

Snooze Cruise

Cutaway view of Ocean liner.

"Great cruise except the zip lining got flooded."

Viking on beach with rubber ring shaped like viking ship.

'We must be 50,000 calories away from home by now.'

What say we rough it today and go without ice in our drinks!

'Hold on, I'll get the camera.'

"Mind the whale, dear."

It beached on a pile of plastic bottles, so they were able to just roll it back out.

'You must be very proud Daphne.'

Boat wedding.

'Stop complaining woman, you wanted a boating holiday!'

"Tell them we only have romaine!"

"This cruise is getting a very stern review from me, I can tell you."

Upper class child with toy cruise ship.

The Jolly Green Giant Squid

'Heavy seas tonight, Mom...'

"...so it appears we were talking to his butt that entire time."

"If you hold a shell to your ear you can hear the ocean..."

On the brink.

'Slip Ahoy!'

Captain steering house through flood.

'Great cruise. When does the buffet open?'

"I don't do windows."

'Looks like a good day fah haulin' lobstah, eh, Pauley?...Let's just say it became a good day fah drinkin'...'

'Look Reg, a ship...we're saved!'

Fish or Cut Bait

"I knew we should have gotten the shorter tree."

Captain looks out of a porthole and notices that the ship is sinking.

"I don't think I can fit that into my schedule, Irv. I've got a fishing boat to attack this morning, a beach to terrorize this afternoon and a feeding frenzy this evening!"

Excess Baggage: When you are on a cruise and they say the ship leaves at 5:30, they really mean the ship leaves at 5:30.

Lighthouse Beam.

Sperm Whale.

Fishing boat.