Cruising Enthusiast Gifts

"Certainly cut back on safety, haven't they?"

Snooze Cruise

Cutaway view of Ocean liner.

"Great cruise except the zip lining got flooded."

Viking on beach with rubber ring shaped like viking ship.

What say we rough it today and go without ice in our drinks!

'We must be 50,000 calories away from home by now.'

'Hold on, I'll get the camera.'

"Mind the whale, dear."

'You must be very proud Daphne.'

Boat wedding.

'Stop complaining woman, you wanted a boating holiday!'

"This cruise is getting a very stern review from me, I can tell you."

On the brink.

Upper class child with toy cruise ship.

"Tell them we only have romaine!"

"...so it appears we were talking to his butt that entire time."

The Jolly Green Giant Squid

"If you hold a shell to your ear you can hear the ocean..."

'Heavy seas tonight, Mom...'

'Slip Ahoy!'

Captain steering house through flood.

"I don't do windows."

'Great cruise. When does the buffet open?'

'Looks like a good day fah haulin' lobstah, eh, Pauley?...Let's just say it became a good day fah drinkin'...'

'Look Reg, a ship...we're saved!'

Excess Baggage: When you are on a cruise and they say the ship leaves at 5:30, they really mean the ship leaves at 5:30.

Captain looks out of a porthole and notices that the ship is sinking.

Fishing boat.

"Entweder Fisch oder Fleisch"

"You just had to book the economy cruise, didn't you?"

Lighthouse Beam.

Titanic: How's my steering.

"I knew we should have gotten the shorter tree."