Cruise Afficionado Gifts

"My agent gets me lots of cruise work, he's very good at selling me up river..."

"This is nice … let’s not hop again tomorrow."

Cutaway view of Ocean liner.

"Great cruise except the zip lining got flooded."

'We must be 50,000 calories away from home by now.'

'He lives for his holidays.'

'Hold on, I'll get the camera.'

"Moments like this make me glad I taught you how to fetch mojitos."

Hay Rides $10

Upper class child with toy cruise ship.

'Great cruise. When does the buffet open?'

'You're much better than my mom. You can hardly tell when she paints her face.'

'It's true what they say: People often look like their pets...'

'See you in two weeks!'

Excess Baggage: When you are on a cruise and they say the ship leaves at 5:30, they really mean the ship leaves at 5:30.

Cat medal presentations take a long time

"You just had to book the economy cruise, didn't you?"

Excess Baggage: You never have to worry about finding your way around those humongous new cruise ships. Your stomach will lead you.

'But you're an admiral. How can you feel seasick on a waterbed?'

"I thought the travel agent said 40% off."

'Say, are you in the mood for a Spielberg?'

"Ticket and passport, please."

The Desert Island Package

Skiing at Sea

Scuba diver in a fishmongers

'The marvelous thing about a Singles cruise is, if you don't find an interesting man, you can drown your sorrows with interesting food.'

Cruise.

'It always great to get away from it all.'

"Well, we've learned that passengers will mutiny if they are served meatloaf two days in a row... Even if you do call it the South Sea Surprise on the second day!"

"I've been at loose ends lately."

"These kids and their shellfies..."

'The travel agent says there's nothing available on the port side. Do you want me to see if she's got anything on the sherry side?'

Man and woman on donkeys at the beach

'Your first cruise then, mate?'

Viking River Raids