Cruise Afficionado Gifts

"My agent gets me lots of cruise work, he's very good at selling me up river..."

"This is nice … let’s not hop again tomorrow."

Cutaway view of Ocean liner.

"Great cruise except the zip lining got flooded."

'He lives for his holidays.'

'We must be 50,000 calories away from home by now.'

'Hold on, I'll get the camera.'

"Moments like this make me glad I taught you how to fetch mojitos."

Upper class child with toy cruise ship.

Hay Rides $10

'It's true what they say: People often look like their pets...'

'Great cruise. When does the buffet open?'

'You're much better than my mom. You can hardly tell when she paints her face.'

'See you in two weeks!'

"You just had to book the economy cruise, didn't you?"

Excess Baggage: When you are on a cruise and they say the ship leaves at 5:30, they really mean the ship leaves at 5:30.

Cat medal presentations take a long time

Excess Baggage: You never have to worry about finding your way around those humongous new cruise ships. Your stomach will lead you.

'But you're an admiral. How can you feel seasick on a waterbed?'

"Ticket and passport, please."

"I thought the travel agent said 40% off."

'Say, are you in the mood for a Spielberg?'

The Desert Island Package

"I've been at loose ends lately."

'It always great to get away from it all.'

'The marvelous thing about a Singles cruise is, if you don't find an interesting man, you can drown your sorrows with interesting food.'

Cruise.

'The travel agent says there's nothing available on the port side. Do you want me to see if she's got anything on the sherry side?'

Scuba diver in a fishmongers

Skiing at Sea

"Well, we've learned that passengers will mutiny if they are served meatloaf two days in a row... Even if you do call it the South Sea Surprise on the second day!"

"These kids and their shellfies..."

Man and woman on donkeys at the beach

'Your first cruise then, mate?'

Viking River Raids