Cruise Enthusiasts Gifts

'While we're at it - let's cruise the Bahamas!'

'Going anywhere nice?'

'Guess which is our cabin.'

Heroic survivors of the salmonella stomach virus celebrate the completion of their journey.

'Martha, what are you supposed to tip in this situation?'

Man looks out of his porthole window and notices the ship is upside down.

"Say what you will about cruises, but that buffet was amazing."

"So flushing the Man United scarf was OK, but does this French baguette count as 'foreign'?"

Like lemmings to the sea.

Noah's Birthday Cruise

"You just had to book the economy cruise, didn't you?"

"I wish you'd taken your mother cruising as well!"

"I first met Mummy on the "Sea Princess", then again on the "Wind Queen": it's amazing how many rats you meet on sailing ships..."

Cruise Liner Hits Fatberg

Excess Baggage: Cruise passengers can come up with some pretty amazing questions.

"I thought the travel agent said 40% off."

Excess Baggage: Many people who go on cruise vacations insist on a cabin with an ocean view.

Not the Love Boat.

No Where's Ark Millenium Cruise Couples Only.

'It always great to get away from it all.'

This is our great new cruise to the Middle East - 40 days and 40 nights.

'This around-the-world cruise is our last fling before we file for bankruptcy.'

"Let's jump in the car and drive around aimlessly at half the speed limit."

Island divided by Cruiser.

'Last cruise I ever take! Stuck with the same people for three weeks...'

'For a last minute cruise, the chow ain't half bad.'

Cutaway view of Ocean liner.

"Great cruise except the zip lining got flooded."

'We must be 50,000 calories away from home by now.'

'Hold on, I'll get the camera.'

Boat wedding.

'Stuck on a desert island, in the middle of the ocean, with only a palm tree for company, it's a bloody joke.'

Upper class child with toy cruise ship.

"Tell them we only have romaine!"

'Great cruise. When does the buffet open?'