Cruise Lovers Gifts

The Desert Island Package

'Your first cruise then, mate?'

Death takes a holiday.

Excess Baggage: From the 'Travel Promises that were never to be kept' Department.

'Remember our last cruise The porthole is not a wall safe,'

'I don't want this romantic day to end either, Darla, but I keep worrying I might miss tonight's midnight buffet!'

Excess Baggage: From the 'Travel Promises that never meant to be kept' department.

Cutaway view of Ocean liner.

"Great cruise except the zip lining got flooded."

'We must be 50,000 calories away from home by now.'

'Hold on, I'll get the camera.'

Upper class child with toy cruise ship.

"Tell them we only have romaine!"

'Great cruise. When does the buffet open?'

The Family Joules: Part 6

'I'd like my £2.50 back'

'See you in two weeks!'

Excess Baggage: When you are on a cruise and they say the ship leaves at 5:30, they really mean the ship leaves at 5:30.

Technique #54 airlines are adopting for handling excessive carry on luggage.

"You just had to book the economy cruise, didn't you?"

"He says he's sure this isn't Wildwood. Did you put batteries in the GPS?"

"That's you nomad's answer to everything...ROAD TRIP!"

"I thought the travel agent said 40% off."

"I guess laughter wasn’t the best medicine."

Excess Baggage: You never have to worry about finding your way around those humongous new cruise ships. Your stomach will lead you.

Hot Dog Animals: $2

"Ticket and passport, please."

'It always great to get away from it all.'

'The travel agent says there's nothing available on the port side. Do you want me to see if she's got anything on the sherry side?'

"Hell: The Airport"

'The marvelous thing about a Singles cruise is, if you don't find an interesting man, you can drown your sorrows with interesting food.'

"Well, we've learned that passengers will mutiny if they are served meatloaf two days in a row... Even if you do call it the South Sea Surprise on the second day!"

Cruise.

Skiing at Sea

Viking River Raids