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Cruise Missiles

Cutaway view of Ocean liner.

Invasion Of The Summer Aliens

"Great cruise except the zip lining got flooded."

"That's it lads, 364 days annual leave...what would we have done without our union!"

'We must be 50,000 calories away from home by now.'

Happy kids running abount with a 'Schools out' banner

Man listening to seashell: 'Oh, Rub-ber Ducky, you're the one ...'

Upper class child with toy cruise ship.

"Tell them we only have romaine!"

"I didn't come all this way to do work."

'Great cruise. When does the buffet open?'

'Well, Mr. 'I don't need any sunblock', what have you got to say for yourself now?'

'See you in two weeks!'

'The great thing about sloth is you can't be blackmailed for it.'

Excess Baggage: When you are on a cruise and they say the ship leaves at 5:30, they really mean the ship leaves at 5:30.

"You just had to book the economy cruise, didn't you?"

Energy saving mode

Segregated Beach

Well, you and I know it's our home, but our 'smart home' doesn't know it's our home

'Three zillion, five hundred trillion and sixty seven billion light years from Zog and now you tell me you've forgot to cancel the milk!'

Excess Baggage: Sooner or later all those vacation bills come due.

Excess Baggage: You never have to worry about finding your way around those humongous new cruise ships. Your stomach will lead you.

"Ticket and passport, please."

"I thought the travel agent said 40% off."

The Desert Island Package

'It always great to get away from it all.'

Cruise.

"Well, we've learned that passengers will mutiny if they are served meatloaf two days in a row... Even if you do call it the South Sea Surprise on the second day!"

'Take a postcard, Irene.'

"Let's go and get ice-creams...Dad's beach body ready."

"On second thoughts, I'll have it stirred, not shaken."

'The travel agent says there's nothing available on the port side. Do you want me to see if she's got anything on the sherry side?'

'The marvelous thing about a Singles cruise is, if you don't find an interesting man, you can drown your sorrows with interesting food.'

No early morning tea past this landing