Cruise Vacationer Gifts

Cutaway view of Ocean liner.

Invasion Of The Summer Aliens

"I think I've figured out why we can't find the marina."

'We must be 50,000 calories away from home by now.'

"Do you remember, Peg—are we on our way out or on our way back?"

'Gerry just can't seem to relax on holiday.'

Ice Cream And Summer Rentals

"Tell them we only have romaine!"

Kangaroo - Mum dropping her ice-cream on Joey's head.

"No chips, but I did snag the new Hiaasen."

'Great cruise. When does the buffet open?'

'This is where we go to get away from it all. . . except for Stanley's money.'

Camping.

"I'm telling you, those are not abs!"

'See you in two weeks!'

"Wordle in two! You hear me? Two!!"

'That's funny, everybody else is going downstream.'

'After the tone, please leave your name and number.'

"Here's to East, West, South and Bridgehampton, and all the little Hamptons in between."

"You just had to book the economy cruise, didn't you?"

Excess Baggage: When you are on a cruise and they say the ship leaves at 5:30, they really mean the ship leaves at 5:30.

"The food here is excellent- what time is breakfast?"

Excess Baggage: You never have to worry about finding your way around those humongous new cruise ships. Your stomach will lead you.

"Yaffle: For the funny bone in you"

"Mom said never use that dirty 4-letter word on vacation...DIET."

'This is alphabet soup, Mom. I don't use the alphabet in the summer.'

"And try not to spill Daddy's Martini, Caleb."

"Harold, stop sucking in your stomach when the girls walk by. You're going to hurt yourself."

"Well, we've learned that passengers will mutiny if they are served meatloaf two days in a row... Even if you do call it the South Sea Surprise on the second day!"

"Yipeee!"

Skiing at Sea

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