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The Desert Island Package

'Your first cruise then, mate?'

Death takes a holiday.

Excess Baggage: From the 'Travel Promises that were never to be kept' Department.

'Remember our last cruise The porthole is not a wall safe,'

'I don't want this romantic day to end either, Darla, but I keep worrying I might miss tonight's midnight buffet!'

Excess Baggage: From the 'Travel Promises that never meant to be kept' department.

Cutaway view of Ocean liner.

"Great cruise except the zip lining got flooded."

'We must be 50,000 calories away from home by now.'

'Hold on, I'll get the camera.'

"Tell them we only have romaine!"

Upper class child with toy cruise ship.

'Great cruise. When does the buffet open?'

'I'd like my £2.50 back'

'See you in two weeks!'

Technique #54 airlines are adopting for handling excessive carry on luggage.

Excess Baggage: When you are on a cruise and they say the ship leaves at 5:30, they really mean the ship leaves at 5:30.

"You just had to book the economy cruise, didn't you?"

"I thought the travel agent said 40% off."

"That's you nomad's answer to everything...ROAD TRIP!"

"I guess laughter wasn’t the best medicine."

Excess Baggage: You never have to worry about finding your way around those humongous new cruise ships. Your stomach will lead you.

"Ticket and passport, please."

Hot Dog Animals: $2

'The travel agent says there's nothing available on the port side. Do you want me to see if she's got anything on the sherry side?'

"Well, we've learned that passengers will mutiny if they are served meatloaf two days in a row... Even if you do call it the South Sea Surprise on the second day!"

'The marvelous thing about a Singles cruise is, if you don't find an interesting man, you can drown your sorrows with interesting food.'

'It always great to get away from it all.'

Cruise.

Skiing at Sea

"Hell: The Airport"

Viking River Raids

Intergalactic travel! Chapter 17: Taking the kids along! (ARE WE THERE YET?)

'We are now passing through the Sicilian Triangle, otherwise known as 'The Drink','