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'They had a sale on electric green.'

"Everything you say (or don't say) matters. Choose your words and intentions carefully."

'Thank-you God.'

Culture Saturday

'I'm so bored - nothing ever happens around here!'

Fish hunting for men.

Two fishermen land on stumps. Man says to other, 'Is that enough structure for ya?!'

I think you're ace

Man falls in water Title: 'Willis was always an overachiever.'

'This is my kind of place. You knock bottles off a table with a baseball and get a prize instead of time-out!'

Alice Through the Looking Glass - The Garden of Live Flowers.

'Come on Jill, they say the water's well good.'

'This seashell does not sound like the ocean... It sounds like someone yelling 'Look out!''

Nesting dolls stranded on an island send out nesting bottles with messages in each of them.

'Don't all look at me like that! What did you expect the face pack to do for me?'

Scuba: 'You call that a knot, now this is a knot.'

'Gerald was stripping some old wallpaper, and there it was - Leonard Da Vinci's lost fresco ‘The Battle of Anghiari'.'

Dream On: Fish jumping into boat, whilst fisherman says 'Golly, guys! Can't you wait until I get my tackle box open?'

"What kind of sinker are you using?!"

"I'm after the history section."

"Phew, that was close."

"It's Chicken Mole!"

Cometh the Cow!

"Hey! I can see the Empire State Building!"

"Since I became a creator on social media, fridge displays seem so passé."

'You just couldn't wait to try out the new Jet Ski before we got up to the lake, could you?'

I don't want a story that helps kids make sense of the world – I want a world that lets kids just enjoy a nonsense story.

'The ball never goes where I hit it.'

A caterpillar is rowing itself along

Husband takes photos while wife tries to keep canoe from going over falls.

'Of course I brought the emergency flares.'

"It makes a statement, but it begs a question."

'Listen up troop. We're going on a treasure hunt.'

"I spy with my little eye..." "The ocean! It's always the ocean!"

"No Arts or Music, no salt in the food and now this. It feels almost like they don't want us to show up anymore."